THEY ALL SUCKED MAJOR DONKEY COCKLES.


Now there it is, the line. The thin thin line between talent and hype.

Just because an artist opens up the gate for a genre or a generation, DOES NOT MAKE IT GOOD BY DEFAULT.

What else do these bands have in common?

The Beatles opened up the love and peace generation of pot smokers.

Nirvana Opened up the grunge revolution.

Metallica opened up the metal revolution.

Kiss opened up the glam rock revolution.

Led Zepplin opened up the 10 hour guitar solo revolution, although Metallica quickly caught on.

So people seem to think that because these people have a vision, there must be talent there. And this thought has destroyed the opportunities for young, fresh artists to come out and get in the limelight. It would be hard, too, with some 50 year old alcoholic rocker standing in your way, desperately trying to cling onto every cent and their youth and public respect.



I also have a theory:

These bands also have something else in common: SUBSTANCE ABUSE.

Perhaps, because people were so heavily influenced by drugs at the time, they associated the good feeling from the THC with the music. And the result is 60 year old men still listening to them, trying to get that feeling back, which, unknown to them, was from the drugs, not the music. The foreresult also includes, such a massive amount of people superficially enjoying These bands that the younger generation starts to hype it out, and because they are so easily influenced, they think it is ¨Awwwwssummmm duuuhhde!¨


And I stand there and question it.

¨What? What are you all on..?¨

¨Duuhddee! Listen to Master Of Puppets! It is like... amazing!!¨

9 minutes. The fucking song was 9 minutes long. I was sitting there for 9 minutes.

In the end, I clap. I say, good job Metallica, you were able to tie in lyrics ripe with delusions of grandeur, totally irrelevant guitar solos, distant vocals (I suppose the sound recording technology was not good enough at the time to make the artist sound less then 2 miles away), with AMAZING stamina. Because I know that is what you are going to need to listen to that shit.

Coffee. Lots of it.

And then there is the Beatles, another something I need to shit on..
 

Seeing as every Beatles album went a something like this:

¨uuhh.. uahhnnn... uuuuuuhhhnnaaannhhh..... lllooooahhhhnnnnn....¨

It is almost impossible to not smell the weed smoke and LSD coming from your mp3 player.  My mother likes to say it was John Lennon that was the good one, not the rest, but if he participated in that, HE IS NOT FORGIVEN.

BY the way. STOP BLAMING YOKO ONO. That is another thing that pisses me off. She did nothing wrong, they fell in love, if you are so retarded as to think no whore could ever touch your precious pot-rock band, you are holding onto a dreammmmm!


Anyway. I will leave you with this:






So that moron from Metallica is coming after Napster.. eh...?

~Lynch~