Well.... It's a writers block question. "What fruit or Veggie do I relate to the most".

That is a REALLY fucking stupid question, but oh well, lemme see.

I feel kind of like a deformed carrot. Yeah.

Why? Stop asking me these things, I DON'T KNOW! Go ask the flying monkey over that a way!

Fine... Well carrots are kind of... Deep. Really Deep. See.. They live in their earthy darkness until they are old enough to be exploited by their Human creators and their own fate is uncertain. Unlike the potato or the eggplant, the Carrot is very versetile and is used in so many ways that through it's own exploitation there is confusion. Confusion ABOUT the exploitation.

I could end up in a nice soup, or I could end up in a cheap BBW porno movie as a makeshift Dildo.

Exploit me, use me, for I am a carrot and I am one of the many greenhouse brethren that is to be destroyed and broken under your grasp of greed!

Never to see the sunlight until to be chopped up or rubbed up, Carrot is unaware of the beauty that is life, and the great feelings that come with being alive.

I am a carrot. I live in darkness and obscurity and I die alone and unaware.

~Lynch~