First Post...

Not Much to say, I suppose.... Perhaps I will just introduce myself...

My name is Lynch, I live in Saint John, New Brunswick (the mutherfucking GHETTO!).

What Am I? Tough question to answer. I really do not know Myself, myself. If you know me, there is a reward for a detailed description. All rights of the description will be submitted to me upon receiving payment.

So far the descriptions of myself I get from people:

"A Bright individual with a few social issues.." - My Teachers (THEY LOVE DESCRIBING ME AS BRIGHT!!! LOVE IT, FUCKING LOVE IT! Not one teacher I have ever had has said anything other then "BRIGHT")

"A Morbid bastard that needs to go back to hell where she came from..." - My Mother

"A really smart person with a great personality and a huge tendency to be a total bitch. There. Now I want my sugar crispies!" - My Dog (Peanuts)


*Those are Some of the Many*

What is my Journal going to be about? Well I have no idea. I suppose I am going to use it more or less like a blog... But I hate that word, thus "Journal".

I AM a tad Pedophilic. I do not think Germaine Greer would have tagged me as so (anyone who has read her work will know what I mean), but I suppose I do enjoy the hairless, youthful, naive, curious boys over the completely wayward bitches that are the male race. All they do is complain anyway, wahhh wahhh. But I am no lesbian.

That is a fun fact about me, I am an asshole, I hate men, I totally reject all aspects of motherhood and femininity AND (despite popular thoughts) I am not a Lesbian.

EDIT: Please do not leave comments, I am turning them off and making them email approved, mainly because this template, while nice, is stupid and fucks up the layout when someone comments.


Until I get some motivation....


~Lynch~