Long time no seeeeeeee!
I have been pretty busy not being busy at all, but decided to pop by and write a few notes on, once again, something I feel is completely important and totally meaningless.
FIRST bone to pick... Guitar Hero.
Yeah, you fucking heard me. Guitar Hero. I have never played the fuckin game and... all I can say is that it turns innocent teens into complete assholes... Ok sorry.. It turns fucking stupid teen assholes into EVEN BIGGER assholes, like Goatse sized assholes.
Yeah. Goatse, that is pretty fucking big, eh?
Something about this game brings me to think that it is nothing but pure evil. Something about it allows for 15 year olds with no life or money to feel like they are.. Oh, I don´t know... Led Zepplin or something. Because they can push a few colored buttons, they suddenly can play double-axes and sell out 50,000 person areas.
Soooommmehow.. These people who play Guitar Hero can conceive in their brains that they can critique other´s ACTUAL guitar skills.
Ohhh yes, so fucking sorry, pushing little squares to flying colors on beat IS indeed similar to strumming strings, and cutting cords and creating sounds to your own beat. I just forgot that! My fucking bad!
Put down the plastic guitar, turn off and return the play console, and use the 400 dollars to purchase yourself some nice jeans to wear to your job interview.
SECOND OFF.
Dani Filth.... Can someone tell me if he has either Gained 100 pounds and adopted an amazingly receding hair line, or remained the same weight, shrunk 4 feet and adopted an amazingly receding hair line.
THEN:

NOW:

It´s as though his entire body and face have taken a completely different shape and volume and width... I have never seen anything so..... strange in my life.
Jesus facking Christ.. And he is only 35, think of what shape he is going to be when he is 40! My God!
~Lynch~
- Mood:
cynical
