Hellur, Children, today we are going to contrast and compare Barack Obama with Hillary Cinton (this should be easy because there is such a fucking difference, as you all seem to think):


STANCE ON IRAQ:  Barack: [Taken from official Websites]

"Obama will immediately begin to remove our troops from Iraq. He will remove one to two combat brigades each month, and have all of our combat brigades out of Iraq within 16 months. Obama will make it clear that we will not build any permanent bases in Iraq. He will keep some troops in Iraq to protect our embassy and diplomats; if al Qaeda attempts to build a base within Iraq, he will keep troops in Iraq or elsewhere in the region to carry out targeted strikes on al Qaeda."

STANCE ON IRAQ: Hillary:

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"Starting Phased Redeployment within Hillary's First Days in Office: The most important part of Hillary's plan is the first: to end our military engagement in Iraq's civil war and immediately start bringing our troops home. As president, one of Hillary's first official actions would be to convene the Joint Chiefs of Staff, her Secretary of Defense, and her National Security Council. She would direct them to draw up a clear, viable plan to bring our troops home starting with the first 60 days of her Administration. She would also direct the Department of Defense and the Department of Veterans Affairs to prepare a comprehensive plan to provide the highest quality health care and benefits to every service member -- including every member of the National Guard and Reserves -- and their families."

Continued....

"She would devote the resources we need to fight terrorism and will order specialized units to engage in narrow and targeted operations against al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations in the region."

What, what in my butt? NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE. Both sites state that mediation between Iraq and neighboring countries would be set up, as well. Moving the fuck on...

STANCE ON HEALTHCARE: Barack:


In context of Availability (both sites use this word for the same thing, by the way):

"Guaranteed eligibility. No American will be turned away from any insurance plan because of illness or pre-existing conditions"

In context of Expense (ahahahaha yesss):

"Affordable premiums, co-pays and deductibles."

In context of Portability (Both sites also clearly use this word a lot):

"Portability and choice. Participants in the new public plan and the National Health Insurance Exchange (see below) will be able to move from job to job without changing or jeopardizing their health care coverage."

And now....

STANCE ON HEALTHCARE: Hillary:

In context of Availability:

"No discrimination. The insurance companies can't deny you coverage if you have a pre-existing condition."

In context of Expense:

"Unlike the current health system where insurance premiums send people into bankruptcy, the plan provides tax credits for working families to help them cover their costs. The tax credits will ensure that working families never have to pay more than a limited percentage of their income for health care."

In context of Portability:

"It's portable. If you change or lose your job, you keep your health care."



Once fucking more: Is there a difference? I thinks not. Funny how hard it was to find issues on Obama's website, however. He needs to write about 4000 lines before he gets to the shit.

ON THIS NOTE:

On Obama's website under Healthcare, he directly adresses: Mental Health Care, Autism, HIV and for some reason.. Lead Poisoning (something that only effects maybe 400,000 people in America). On Hillary's website under Healthcare, she directly addresses: HIV, Autism, Cancer, and Mental Health. Both sites also address Titty/Cervical cancer in the same manner.

Moving on.....


STANCE ON EDUCATION: Obama:

    In Context of NCLB:

"Obama will reform NCLB, which starts by funding the law. Obama believes teachers should not be forced to spend the academic year preparing students to fill in bubbles on standardized tests. He will improve the assessments used to track student progress to measure readiness for college and the workplace and improve student learning in a timely, individualized manner. Obama will also improve NCLB's accountability system so that we are supporting schools that need improvement, rather than punishing them."

"NCLB" means, No Child Left Behind. Remember when that monkey Bush said it? Yeah.. He wasn't talking about Micheal Jackson.


   In Context of Drop Out rates:

"Obama will address the dropout crisis by passing his legislation to provide funding to school districts to invest in intervention strategies in middle school - strategies such as personal academic plans, teaching teams, parent involvement, mentoring, intensive reading and math instruction, and extended learning time."

In Context of Afterschool Care:

"Obama will double funding for the main federal support for afterschool programs, the 21st Century Learning Centers program, to serve one million more children."

In Context of College/Secondary Education Grants:

"Obama will make college affordable for all Americans by creating a new American Opportunity Tax Credit. This universal and fully refundable credit will ensure that the first $4,000 of a college education is completely free for most Americans, and will cover two-thirds the cost of tuition at the average public college or university and make community college tuition completely free for most students. Obama will also ensure that the tax credit is available to families at the time of enrollment by using prior year's tax data to deliver the credit when tuition is due."


STANCE ON EDUCATION: Hillary:


In Context of NCLB:

"End the unfunded mandate known as No Child Left Behind."

Note: That is right, it is completely unfunded.

In Context of Drop Out Rates:

"Cut the minority dropout rate in half."

In Context of Afterschool Care:

"Double the after school program to ensure that 2 million young people have a safe and stimulating place to go between 3 and 6 p.m."

In Context of College/Secondary Education Grants:

"Create a new $3,500 college tax credit"

Damnit, I wish Obama was this Simple. But anyway, Hillary wants to utilize basically everything to try and get kids who are not interested in school or programs to work. While Obama just wants to fund them to hell and back for middle-professional programs and not focus on what they do if they do not want to be funded.

I notice that Hillary does want to pump billions into school/scholarship/at-risk youth programs, I looked and Obama does not mention on anything of the sort. Hilary also wants to give a 10,000 dollar scholarship grant to people who participate in Americorps for at least one year. Hmmm, I do not really like that.


STANCE ON VETRANS: Obama:

In context of their Homelessness:

"Obama will establish a national "zero tolerance" policy for veterans falling into homelessness by expanding proven programs and launching innovative services to prevent veterans from falling into homelessness."

In context of their Health:

" Obama will make the VA a leader of national health care reform so that veterans get the best care possible. He will improve care for polytrauma vision impairment, prosthetics, spinal cord injury, aging, and women's health."



STANCE ON VETRANS: Hillary:

In context of their Homelessness:

"In 2006, nearly 200,000 veterans were homeless on any given night. Hillary will establish a pilot program on homelessness prevention for veterans that will provide subsidies, eviction prevention, and one-time assistance for veterans who fall behind on their rent. She will also expand rental assistance for veterans by calling on Congress to fund an additional 20,000 housing choice vouchers exclusively for homeless veterans."

In context of their Health:

"As President, Hillary will ensure that all of the 1.8 million uninsured veterans in this country have access to quality, affordable health care. She will restore the Clinton-era policy that opened the VA’s excellent and cost-effective health care system to all veterans who seek to enroll. She will make a long-term commitment to the VA system to ensure it is adequately funded and has the capacity to avoid backlogs and to handle greater enrollments. And she will provide coverage through the American Health Choices Plan to all veterans who choose not to use the VA system."


I have yet to see a difference in any of the issues that I looked at so far. And to be honest, looking at their sites... There is no fucking difference. Even in the LAYOUT. It all comes down to:

Black Man

White Lady

Black Man who is related and in contact with Dick Cheney (shudders)

White Lady who is married to a pervert.

Black man that is in the "Elitist Club"

White Lady who's husbitch is a Freemason (HOLD ON, there is no fucking difference between the last two!)


But to all those fucking idiotic Americans ACTUALLY think there is that serious a difference: THERE IS NONE, ASSHOLE.

BUT there is a huge difference between Hillary, Hoe-bama and McCain!

STANCE ON HEALTHCARE: McCain:

"There is no such thing"

STANCE ON EDUCATION: McCain:

"Lul... Whut?"

STANCE ON VETRANS: McCain:

"COMMMIESZZZ?!??!?! WHEHHUURRR?!?!?!"




~Lynch~