Antiques are the most precious of human remains. Usually, I would assert that humans are no good for nothing consumer, greedy, useless, harmful, pieces of shit not worth more then one toe of my dog´s paw.. And we are... But we had our better times in History. We have seen better days fo´sho.

And those few years that we were at our prime... Dear lord did we ever make some nice shit.

This nice shit has traveled for years and years, surviving every known force of nature and man you can think of. Water, Fire, Piss, Shit, Snot, Garbage, Wax, Wind, Rain, Mold, Puke, and everything in between.

And yet.... They stand tall. Filled to the brim with the luster of the yesteryear... Wood still trying to shine, silk still trying to be good enough for any lady who maybe wants to use it for that night out. It brings a tear to my eye, really. Quality products from the only time quality mattered, abused and left for dead. ¨Modern is in! Old is out!¨ And all that bullcrap.

But not me. Nah-Uhn. I love my antiques with the fury of 1000 suns. And I love other people´s antiques with the same fury.... Thus why I bring you this post today.


A SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY TEIKKO LYNCH OF OMAHA (well.. not really):


Ladies and Gentlemen... Antique lovers worldwide.. I call upon your force once again to address a rather, painfully, substantially growing epidemic.

The Middle Class is attempting to perpetrate the sanctity of classic luxury once again.


^ THE ENEMY ^


First they disparage the walls of the automotive industry... Now they make a swift advance on our precious Antiques.. They are buying them up like hell rises tomorrow, sticking them in their 250,000 dollar suburban home, allowing their CHILDREN to snivel and drip all sorts of fluids on them! THEN after their child has destroyed the furniture, THEY TOSS IT INTO THE TRASHCAN or GIVE IT TO THE SALVATION ARMY.


Even when these pieces of history were as good as new back when they were first made, their owners were so aware of their value they would plop the child out and then quickly escort the shitting ball of snot to a wet nurse- FAR FAR AWAY. As to not destroy the furniture! The child could return when he was ready to respect the chaise and dining room table!




But not now, friends.. Not now.. .Now the child practically lives on the queen anne. The mothers buy antique cribs to boast about with their friends ¨Sally, Tammy, Tawny, Brenda¨ and ¨Lainie!¨.  We shall only be thankful no suburban family can afford an authentic Victorian/Gothic Revival home.

Brothers, Sisters.. I call you out.. We must make a haste advance on suburban homes across America and take back what THEY don´t deserve. We must arm ourselves with wood polish and sandpaper, silk threads and an army of the pompous English hosts of Antiques Roadshow.

Saddle your horses! Heat up your 1923 Rolls Royce! Unlock the Bi-Wheels! The day of reckoning is upon us!

I introduce your acting Captain upon my current absence... Madame Bijoux of Pasadena:



She may be young.. But she is a 5 star Antique Corporal... Everybody´s saying there is no body meaner then this little old lady from Pasadena.


Many lives will be lost.. But many antiques will be gained as a result... God SPEED to you all, Chaps.


~Gen. Teikko Lynch~

 

The Eyes and Ears both do a lot of listening.

However, the eyes listen to what they want to listen to, while the ears listen to everything.

I think people do more listening with their eyes then with their ears, I can say that one of the little redeeming features of Saint John is that a lot of people here listen with their ears (when their eyes are not scouting out for your wallet, that is).

My mother a while ago pitched to me the idea of everyone wearing hoods, so we could not see, but only hear.

Could solve a few world issues, no?

~Lynch~

It is true! I have not posted in a shitstorm of a while.

I am getting pretty fucking sick of this little box to be honest with you... I am not exactly sure what to write... Ever..  Lately I have been.. not interested in writing, whatever I do write has been forced and soulless and it is driving me up the (padded cell) wall.

So what to talk about? I am not going to leave until I have spoken about fucking something..

Hopes and Dreams? That is a good one. I neeeever run out of hopes and dreams.


Dreamin is good... Dreamin is not a bad thing, it is always good to analyze your true desires in life, realistic or bullshit idea, it is always a good thing to analyze.

I don´t think a lot of people remember that everything we dream and dream again is possible. A lot of people sit at their little cubical or apartment desk and think there is no way out and that this is life forever and ever.

Well it ´aint. If I can go somewhere in life, any fucking moron with half a testicle can.

The only thing that pisses me off is that I meet people who complain so damn much, and then will not even try to get off their ass. You know? They would rather shut up about their dreams then actually lift a finger from the ashtray, and THAT is one of the many things that piss me off.


They sit there and go ¨shiiittt, bills are coming up and I have no food and I spent all my check money on booze¨.

Those people.. Those fucking temple-throbs on a shit-bag.... Just shoot them, because if they want to complain like that and wont do shit to help themselves then obviously they have signed a verbal contract that solidifies their utter hate for their lives and thus.. you have all the right in the world to kill em. Just do it. If life is that fuckin bad and they can´t help themselves then.. .you know... There is no reason they should be alive...

Logic, man. Logic.

Over all, I be tryin myself to  be a better person and to better myself in life. You know... I am doing a bunch of crap right now that I do not want to do, things that are.... so trivial and nothing to me. But those things must be done to get what I want. And I know it is a fucking shot in the dark, but... In the end the shot in the dark is the same as continuing with life as it is. Continuing with life as it is and hoping things get better is a shot in the dark, and so is... you know... Really shooting in the fuckin dark. Ahahaha.

I got the cannon all loaded, because God gave me a rifle and said ¨Go forth and shoot in the dark.¨ And I gave the gun back to him and I said ¨I am going to need something fuckin bigger then that.¨ So I went out and bought a Cannon.

Figure, if you want to shoot in the dark, a bigger bullet will cover more area, right? Widen your chances of hitting that thing that we all strive to hit when we shoot in the dark.

Then there are those multi-fire gatling guns, the ones that spray bullets everywhere. Those are good for shooting in the dark too. Says so on the label.



~Lynch~

Long time no seeeeeeee!

I have been pretty busy not being busy at all, but decided to pop by and write a few notes on, once again, something I feel is completely important and totally meaningless.

FIRST bone to pick... Guitar Hero.



Yeah, you fucking heard me. Guitar Hero. I have never played the fuckin game and... all I can say is that it turns innocent teens into complete assholes... Ok sorry.. It turns fucking stupid teen assholes into EVEN BIGGER assholes, like Goatse sized assholes.

Yeah. Goatse, that is pretty fucking big, eh?

Something about this game brings me to think that it is nothing but pure evil. Something about it allows for 15 year olds with no life or money to feel like they are.. Oh, I don´t know... Led Zepplin or something. Because they can push a few colored buttons, they suddenly can play double-axes and sell out 50,000 person areas.

Soooommmehow.. These people who play Guitar Hero can conceive in their brains that they can critique other´s ACTUAL guitar skills.

Ohhh yes, so fucking sorry, pushing little squares to flying colors on beat IS indeed similar to strumming strings, and cutting cords and creating sounds to your own beat. I just forgot that! My fucking bad!

Put down the plastic guitar, turn off and return the play console, and use the 400 dollars to purchase yourself some nice jeans to wear to your job interview.


SECOND OFF.


Dani Filth.... Can someone tell me if he has either Gained 100 pounds and adopted an amazingly receding hair line, or remained the same weight, shrunk 4 feet and adopted an amazingly receding hair line.



THEN:








NOW:









It´s as though his entire body and face have taken a completely different shape and volume and width... I have never seen anything so..... strange in my life.


Jesus facking Christ.. And he is only 35, think of what shape he is going to be when he is 40! My God!


~Lynch~
 

Usually there are NO people I bow too.

    But... There is an exception as of 3pm this afternoon. Angkras, the great writer, has made a holy blessing to this earth (Literally).  I bow to Angkras, for being the most amazing human being producing fanfiction on the 3rd rock.


Jesus.. And Hitler.. In Sexitime.


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In the halls of the Reichschancellory a German soldier was running to an office. when he reached the door he dropkicked it open. “Mine Furor! The Americans are inside Berlin!” Adolph Hitler looked up from his volksdesk rapidly. “Mein gott in Himmel! I must escape!” Quickly he ran to his secret underground laboratory. Scientists were running around and conducting scientific experiments. “Active the time machine!” shouted Hitler. Hitler could hear Americans shouting in the tunnel behind him, murdering innocent German scientists and soldiers to satiate their blood lust. “But mine Furor, the temporal coordinates are not set! You could be sent ANYWHERE!” “It is irrelevant, fool! I must survive so that National Socialism can continue!” The thoroughly chastised scientist activated the time machine, and Hitler was thrown through time – to 29AD!

I, being a 10 year fan of the Bat, have taken the liberty to compile a list of the top Batman Movies and the ones that sucked so much donkey ass it almost hurt.


I will be comparing many things, including The Batman, The Enemy, Gotham City, The Batmobile, among many other things.


In Order of Worst to Best: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!




#7 - The Dark Knight (2008)- You are doing it WRONG.




Very very very wrong.

            THE BATMAN: No. Wrong. Batman DOES have a tragic history. But Batman does NOT have a balloon shoved so deep into his ass he can´t crack a campy joke here and there. Batman is the seeker of justice, ¨I´m just an ordinary citizen!¨. He looks at things comically but he is still a man of truth. He is not a womanizer, true that Batman has had many girlfriends in the course of the movies but he is always monagamous during that time. The Batman in the Dark Knight was so pathetically serious, it had me saying ¨Why so Serious?¨                

THE BATMOBILE: No, once more. Crappy, a pimped out VW.

THE BAD GUY: The only saving grace of TDK is the Joker.



Armed with amazing logic and the power to turn Gotham into an anarchic mess in less then 24 hours, The Joker has you rooting for him by the final scene of decision, The Batman seems to just spoil the fun, which is not supposed to happen with Batman. EVER.

THE ALFRED: I love Caine, he is a great actor and guy, but he did not do Alfred any sort of justice. When I think of Alfred, I think of a little old English man with little round glasses and a cute little tuxedo that walks around with a serving tray, not a half-drunk, mid-50s Scot with more style in dress then Bruce.

THE GOTHAM: NO. Where are all the big statues? The corny buildings? The Cheesy cars and people wearing suits/suit dresses constantly? Gotham is supposed to be a pimped out 50´s style New York, not a Los Angeles.

THE SMEX: None. And BTW: Rachel was an ugly fuck, to look at her face straight I needed to turn my head completely upside-down.


OVERALL: 2/5. Go see the Joker. He kicks ass. Other then that, Bruce Wayne could pierce my heart with how sharp his cheekbones are.



#6 - Batman Begins - Once Again. No. Wrong.




THE BATMAN: Once more portrayed by the lovely (cough) Bale. This came before TDK, however it still retains all the ¨more hollywood shocks, less DC pops¨ theme. The Batman suit was kept to a minimum, no colors, no detail other then the grotesque amount of muscle armor. Seemingly the Bat belt is nothing but boxes and the cape seems to always have wind behind it to keep it flowing. A Pathetic Portrayal of out beloved Bat. I placed this under TDK because I was a fan of how it went back in time to the life of Bruce Wayne.

THE BATMOBILE: No different then the one in TDK:



THE BAD GUY: In this case, Bad Guys. Very good portrayals of Scarecrow among others, I appreciated the accuracy.

THE ALFRED: Caine again. No, Again.

THE GOTHAM: Seemingly filmed between a random Florida Road and a house, there basically is no portrayal of Gotham.

THE SMEX: That fucking Rachel again.



#5 Batman Forever - Getting Better, Getting Closer.




THE BATMAN: Although I have a huge problem with Val Kilmer´s feminine lips, there is no denying he was totally into the Batman role. The suit was more Batman then I had originally anticipated, and I enjoyed that they actually included Robin for once. Chris did a great job as the sidekick, a few laughs here and there, this is a definite must see on my opinion.

THE BATMOBILE: THERE it is, there is the campy, crazy, winged Batmobile I have been waiting to see. THANK YOU.



The wheels were a bit too much for me, it is supposed to be for stealth, not pimp points, but we are close now to what it is supposed to be.

THE BAD GUY: Two Face and The Riddler were portrayed masterfully, with all the pizzaz and humor of the comics in which they were introduced (1943 and 1948). Two Face is sporting his multi-suit and the Riddler, played by humor master Jim Carry, kept to the original green-suit/riddle cane of the original days.

THE ALFRED: Michel Gough, where have you been my whole life? Playing in virtually all the Batman films, the man picked up a thing or two about Alfred. He is Bruce´s friend, butler, parent, he is the comic´s comic relief and life. My hat off.



THE GOTHAM: Closer to what it is supposed to be, but mostly computer animated so there are major gaps, as well as everything is looking way too close to Normal. Gotham is not a normal city. Gotham has a batman protecting it and random bad ass dudes coming from no where, it does not deserve to look like our cities, friends.


THE SMEX: Although it is not direct, the way Batman and Robin look at each other... come on peoples.



#4 Batman Returns: Danny DeVito, a hell of a lot of Penguins and a sexy Dominatrix!



THE BATMAN: Michel Keaton IS Batman. HE IS the Batman of the silver screen generation. He attributes comedy, sarcasm, lust and serious-kick-assness in his portrayal of the Bat. I made this movie number 3, only because it is not as good quality a movie as the others, but Directed by Tim Burton, the legendary stop-motion animator, nothing could really go too bad.

THE BATMOBILE:  FIIIIYYAA! Now THAT, that right there, makes the Batmobile, from the dawn of Batman, fire from the ass of the Batmobile has been the signature drive in the scene transitions, and this Batmobile gots it.



THE BAD GUY: Danny DeVito plays the Penguin in this one, and  Pfeiffer plays the Catwoman. The Penguin is a fantastic character and he was done justice, but it left me asking: WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THOSE PENGUINS COME FROM??? Ahem. But The Catwoman was portrayed far better then in her main feature ¨CatWoman¨ when portrayed by Hallie Barry. She has quite the character in this one, and the transformation from a shy secretary to a seeker of revenge was amazing to watch.

THE ALFRED: Michel Gough again. You can´t Gough wrong with Gough. :D

THE GOTHAM: YESSSSSS. YESSSSSSSS, CHARLES. This is the Gotham that built Gotham.



Yes. The massive statues of random people, lights, smoke, turning kittie heads and insanely overly sized buildings, this Gotham has the spunk I expected. Yes, I say. Yes.


THE SMEX: Major, Major lust happening between Catwoman and Batman, very sad at the end when he looses her.


OVERALL: 3/5 - Well done.  Eat Floor.Very high in Fiber.



#3 - Batman and Robin - Ya´ll can fuck yourselves.






THE BATMAN: George Clooney, Peace be upon him, stars as the dark knight in this comical feature. You know what? Everyone hated this movie except for me. Everyone fucking hated it´s guts and George, poor man, was left ridiculed and broken like a hooker on Santa Monica.

I loved him, he was awesome, Geroge Clooney is actually what I would expect a Bruce Wayne to be. Bruce Wayne is accompanied by Robin and Batgirl, Batgirl being the niece of Alfred, coming from college due to word that Alfred is sick. Moving on...

THE BAD GUY: Starring Mr.Freeze and the lovely Poison Ivy, portrayed by Gov.Arnnie S and Uma Thigh-man. I don´t care how campy it was, but come on. A love-struck-depressed Super-Jack Frost and a villain that could very well advertise for Green Peace.... What´s not to love?

THE ALFRED: Once again... Mr. Gough. The amazing, under-rated butler. Nuff said.

THE BATMOBILE:  Looks pretty damn cool and fits in with the rest of the movie, not as subtle or sleek as the Batmobile´s of Keaton´s Batman, however it is glowy and... firey and... you know..

THE GOTHAM:  You honestly do not see much of Gotham, but it looked way toooo normal for my tastes.

THE SMEX: Where there is a Robin, there is a way!!



OVERALL: 3 1/2 / 5 - BATSKATES!


#2 - Batman - The Movie (1966)



THE BATMAN: Adam! Adam! I love you Adam! No muscles, no fancy CGI, no fancy nothing. Just good old entertainment.  Robin is as awesome as a Robin could be. Batman´s underage Ward/Sexslave gets his ass kidnapped every 2 minutes, and thus the purpose to the movie is for the Dark Knight (although not so dark, more gray then dark) to save him every 2 minutes and combat the Riddler and The Joker.


POW! BANG! WHAP!


THE BATMOBILE: POW! BANG! POW! LINCOLN FUTERA!



That is right, it is just a regular car with some awesome pimpin gear.

I want this Car. I am not kidding. It is just.... It makes me want to say:

¨TO THE BATMOBILE, BITCHES!¨


THE BAD GUY: All our favorite characters appear in this flick!

The infamous Cesar Romaro playing The Joker, Lee Meriwether as Catwoman, Burgess Meridith as The Penguin, and Frank Gorshin as the Riddler.

At the time, the Comic introduction of all of these Characters, including the Batman, was so recent that it is impossible to be on the spot with the character portrayals. Frank Gorshin is my favorite Riddler, even more then Jim Carry, mainly because the Riddlers Character was a lot less complicated at the time.  The Penguin, although a bit starved, was like an insane Willy Wonka of evil, and nothing needs to be said for Cesar and Lee, two great actors in great roles.


THE ALFRED: Not my Gough, but Napper does an outstanding job playing Alfred Pennyworth.


THE GOTHAM: Gotham looks like a desert in Nevada. Looks like most of it was done in the backyard of the Bruce Wayne Estate. But the characters were so good that it was to the point where the scenery did not matter not one bit. All you were focused on was Batman and Robin.


THE SMEX: I need not say nothing.





Dununununununununuununnnn HOMOSEXITIME!


OVERALL: 4 1/2 out of 5 - Whoop. Go get it. NOW.



And the prize for number 1 is..........


BATMAN (1989)!!!!!



THE BATMAN: You got the yellow! The BLACK! The Silver! The Grey! The Keaton! The humor! The body! You are ready to succeed in everything! Phail doth not becommith of you!

THE BATMOBILE: The Fire! The black! The wings! The utter lack of fail!

THE BAD GUY: The Joker! The Nicholson! The Accurate Story! The Purple! No Fail!

THE ALFRED: The Gough! The ultimate fail killer!

THE GOTHAM: The everything!

THE SMEX:



¨Come closer Batsie!¨

OVERALL: 9000000/5. Fucking Period.




~Lynch~

 

THEY ALL SUCKED MAJOR DONKEY COCKLES.


Now there it is, the line. The thin thin line between talent and hype.

Just because an artist opens up the gate for a genre or a generation, DOES NOT MAKE IT GOOD BY DEFAULT.

What else do these bands have in common?

The Beatles opened up the love and peace generation of pot smokers.

Nirvana Opened up the grunge revolution.

Metallica opened up the metal revolution.

Kiss opened up the glam rock revolution.

Led Zepplin opened up the 10 hour guitar solo revolution, although Metallica quickly caught on.

So people seem to think that because these people have a vision, there must be talent there. And this thought has destroyed the opportunities for young, fresh artists to come out and get in the limelight. It would be hard, too, with some 50 year old alcoholic rocker standing in your way, desperately trying to cling onto every cent and their youth and public respect.



I also have a theory:

These bands also have something else in common: SUBSTANCE ABUSE.

Perhaps, because people were so heavily influenced by drugs at the time, they associated the good feeling from the THC with the music. And the result is 60 year old men still listening to them, trying to get that feeling back, which, unknown to them, was from the drugs, not the music. The foreresult also includes, such a massive amount of people superficially enjoying These bands that the younger generation starts to hype it out, and because they are so easily influenced, they think it is ¨Awwwwssummmm duuuhhde!¨


And I stand there and question it.

¨What? What are you all on..?¨

¨Duuhddee! Listen to Master Of Puppets! It is like... amazing!!¨

9 minutes. The fucking song was 9 minutes long. I was sitting there for 9 minutes.

In the end, I clap. I say, good job Metallica, you were able to tie in lyrics ripe with delusions of grandeur, totally irrelevant guitar solos, distant vocals (I suppose the sound recording technology was not good enough at the time to make the artist sound less then 2 miles away), with AMAZING stamina. Because I know that is what you are going to need to listen to that shit.

Coffee. Lots of it.

And then there is the Beatles, another something I need to shit on..
 

Seeing as every Beatles album went a something like this:

¨uuhh.. uahhnnn... uuuuuuhhhnnaaannhhh..... lllooooahhhhnnnnn....¨

It is almost impossible to not smell the weed smoke and LSD coming from your mp3 player.  My mother likes to say it was John Lennon that was the good one, not the rest, but if he participated in that, HE IS NOT FORGIVEN.

BY the way. STOP BLAMING YOKO ONO. That is another thing that pisses me off. She did nothing wrong, they fell in love, if you are so retarded as to think no whore could ever touch your precious pot-rock band, you are holding onto a dreammmmm!


Anyway. I will leave you with this:






So that moron from Metallica is coming after Napster.. eh...?

~Lynch~


 

I honestly don´t know what to do anymore.


I love hardwood floors, French wine, pretty boys and black and white movies.  I feel as if I was born in the wrong era. Is it because I see or feel these things and smell substance on them as if I made them myself?

I see an old, turn of the century house, it may not be a glass mansion so sought after by today´s generation, and I want to go inside and lay down. I hear 50s Christmas music and it feels like I should be at home, drinking hot chocolate, I watch a black and white no-talkie movie and enjoy myself more then if I was in a bustling hollywood blockbuster, chalk-full of budget and CGI. I walk into an antique store and act as if I were a child that just got a candy.


I live in a city that has more old century homes then anywhere else in the Continent. What happened to them? Oh, nothing, they are just all inhabited by drug addicts and owned by landlords who are too cheap to restore so just let it go to HELL. I could CRY when I see the ugly-ass lino they put over the hardwoods because they are too fuckin lazy to just re-polish. As a result, one of the last places in Canada with brownstone, original oak hardwoods and marble mantles is being overrun by condemnation permits and then mobile homes.




☹☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☹


It is like nothing is sacred anymore!



I suppose older things appeal to me because they just... They have so much soul, so much substance. I know that the antique table I buy may be old, but it was made by someone with their own two hands. Made for quality, and proving this through withstanding the test of time.

Everything used to be done with so much soul, so much spirit, so much happiness and a cry for joy in life.  There is no pessimism in me about the old days, the old days were hope. It was people smiling to you when you walked down the street, and tipping the milkman and picking up hitch hikers because you knew everything was cool. Those smiling Coca Cola ads from the 1920s always stood out to me in Antique Stores, people having a good time, enjoying life.

Every movie, though seemingly corny to us today, was filmed with such precision and detail, that even when scenes were mere paintings behind the actors, it was done correctly and to animation.  Now, we are so lazy we can barely consider watching a movie unless it has a full script and graphics to the T which will spoonfeed us adrenaline until we puke popcorn and jujubes all over the seat below us. 

Ohhh and the people. The people were intense passion incarnate. The women were defined and intelligent, special hovels and cafes for women were built where the ladies of the century could discuss politics, the latest book or fashion.  Unlike the women of today, the women of previous centuries knew who their foe was, and were too smart to be fooled, for their era was the era of enlightenment, of true revolutionaries and feminists. Where you could only find ego in the disgusting corner of the upper governments.  Poets, Artists, Architects, Scientists, all of the greatest of the great minds were born before 1940.

And the men? I am sure you all know by now my strong affection for the well-groomed pretty boy of society. The boy who says, ¨Dear lord, I don´t want to look and smell like an ape today!¨ Everything from Corsets to High Hats, the men of the centuries were dressed to the T. From 1850-1920 was the absolute hight of men´s fashion. For once in history the men looked as classy and simple as the women. Please don´t get me started on Yardley Brilliantine. Needless to say it should be an absolute law for all men.





It is like people really had something worth living for. People had books worth living for, people had shoes worth living for, people had friends worth living for, people had sunsets and sunrises worth living for. Now, THERE IS NOTHING worth living for. The world is on a steady decline and has been for the last 60 years. I jumped off the world, pulled out my parachute and am trying to find ground to no avail.


Ahhh yes. I often drift off in dreams of living in the Charlie Chaplin era instead of the Charlie Manson, and even more often - I go on mad, murderous rants about it all.

 






LUL! In lawsuit, a laughing lampray of linguistics! A lying libertarian loyal to lemons and Lenin, a lonely light lashing lustfully through the licking Locust that is logic! Like a lame limerick lacing a lady of easy virtue, a lag in the lake of land pirates, a lansprisado lay lathy. LUL I lumber to you, the lade of love forgotton bastard kin. Lopsided law, lollypops of lombard fever, loll tongued lackey of the damned. In the light, I will simply lobcock. In the lux, you may call me Lynch.

As I was talking to my friend last night, a little blurb about freedom and capitalism came in:

¨[sic].... We are only free in the constant effort to achieve freedom....¨


When you think about it, freedom is only as free as the agenda behind the person allowing for the freedoms, which, in any other circumstance, should be unalienable rights.

Any country or religion would deny human beings even the most basic of necessities and then, once an insane riot breaks out, hand a small token over sheepishly, as if to say ¨we see you revolting, and we want you to shut up¨. Upon the acquiring of such token, the revolting people, still as oppressed as before, scream the praises of their country/religion, and how no other country or religion would do that, and that is why their country/religion is the best.

For example, when women got the vote in the united states in 1924, Soviet women already HAD those rights and more for a while then. Upon getting the vote (not even basic rights like the right to make money or the right to go outside the house without male companionship), such women exclaimed ¨God Bless America!¨ And became martyrs for the capitalist regime.

Another example would be when Black people became treated as equal in America and Canada. They were not even considered human beings, and upon grave efforts, got minimal rights and exclaimed God Bless America!

A few years ago in Victoria BC, I was at the Gay Pride Parade. A rather flamboyant man came on the stage and said ¨Canada is the land of the free!!¨ *insert cheering here* ¨In this country I can get married!!¨.. Homosexuals had only gotten the right to marry a few months prior. The USSR and Nazi Germany had given gays that right far before the lynching of homosexuals had even become a mainstream practice in America.



What happened? These people had been disregarded from even buying houses and now they are full blown soldiers for the system?

The capitalist tyranny could only go about being successful when small tokens of effort have been given. If you refer to the pyramid I made lower on the page of my journal you will see the superficial barrier example.  There is no change happening, but small rewards are being passed down in order for the true blind fellowship can flow.

People are having a hard time remembering that they dogs had more rights then they did a second ago, and still do. Why are people content with their small crumbles and not recognizing the fact they should have had those rights to start out with? Why are people ok with just a tiny crisp of the bag and not remembering that the same system they are advocating for to the death (see: signing your soul to satan) is the same system that bought the rope to lynch them with a month prior?

In the Capitalist system, there are no true freedoms, as by definition freedom means the ability to an independent entity of self. The ability to move without having to advocate your right to move. The ability to speak without having to advocate your right to speak or even debate or justify the means behind wanting to speak or for what.

The only freedom any human being ever has is the constant freedom to make an effort to achieve freedoms. You are free to try to be free. In that, humans are equal and free at all times. However when more and more people recognize this freedom, the system steps in to give them this said token that destroys this union ten fold.

In the end, the only democracy we have is the constant democracy of having no democracy thus, the efforts to achieve democracy. In my opinion, the closest we have ever gotten to truly having such actual freedom vs. mental freedom was in the USSR. I will get around to writing that sometime.

Those patriot Democrats scare the hell out of me. How could they possibly associate the charter of rights with God Bless this Country and Support our troops? Holy shit. Oh yeah, I forgot to write the bit about that support our troops thing. I will get right on that as well....


~Lynch~

I am a Whore

I am a Nigger

I am a Queer

I am a Moor

I am a South American

I am a Woman

..... You are the different one.. IDIOT.


I would go to wherever this T-shirt is made just to buy it. ahaha.

~Lynch~

Yes. That is correct. DO NOT Free Tibet.

What the fuck is wrong with all you hippies? It just proves my point, that stupid hippies just like you would rather look at pictures Yahoo News decides to pimp out, and not actually read any unbiased information. Maybe that would cramp the whole RATM groove you have going on, the whole ¨Fight the man!!¨ thing. And so long as Yahoo spoon feeds you who the MAN is, you are good.

The Dalai Lama is nothing but PURE shit. He is a double dealer, a fraud and he recognizes his own insufficient capabilities and is setting out to NEVER be ruler of Tibet Again. Did you guys know that? I bet you didn´t.

"I firmly believe democratic institutions are necessary and very important, and if I remained at the head of government, it could be an obstacle to democratic practice. Also, if I were to remain, then I would have to join one of the parties. If the Dalai Lama joins one party, then that makes it hard for the system to work."

HOWEVER, the protesters claim that the Dalai Lama is the only way to restore democracy in Tibet.

During the time of Leader Mao Tse-Tung, he wooed him with poems (namely one, calling Mao the "Sun of all People"), letters and strong support. As Mao did back.  However on the hippie´s end, they claim Communism is stunting the democracy in Tibet..... They claim Communist influence is nothing more then forceful invasion. And yet....

[An excerpt from the poem]

"Only limitless blessing could create such a leader like the sun radiating across the land. His writings are as precious as pearls."

He wrote a letter to Mao in 1951:

"Chairman Mao of the Central People's Government:

"This year the local government of Tibet sent five delegates with full authority headed by Kaloon Ngapoi to Beijing in late April 1951 to conduct peace talks with delegates with full authority appointed by the Central People's Government.

"On the basis of friendship, delegates on both sides concluded the Agreement on Measures for the Peaceful Liberation of Tibet on May 23,1951.

"The local government of Tibet as well as the Tibetan monks and laymen unanimously support this agreement, and under the leadership of Chairman Mao and the Central People's Government, will actively assist the People's Liberation Army in Tibet to consolidate national defense, drive imperialist influences out of Tibet and safeguard the unification of the territory and the sovereignty of the motherland. I hereby send this cable to inform you of this." "

Ahhh what lovely words to The Sun of All People, Mao Tse-Tung. The Great Communist Leader of China.

I fully acknowledge that only a small portion of China remains Communist, but this was at the time in which ALL of China was Communist, as well as in control of Tibet, with the Dalai Lama's blessings. Tibet is actually a part of China, they have always been a part of China, but they are a religious sanctioned area.

Oh.. But you sit in your hemp-organic computer seat (you bloody hypocrite), and say to me, "If Tibet was happy under China's rule, why is everyone screaming FREE TIBET now!?"

Well.. To put it quite simply, dirty Hippie #1... It is in American Interest to now propagate the Liberation of Tibet now. Remember when out of the friggen blue came "Operation Iraqi Liberation" ?  Same shit, different country.

Obviously in the past 2 years China has been the source of ridicule, economical barge and American Interest, mainly because of the large increase in need for Cheap, easy labor and product, seeing as the American economy has not been out-preforming anyone lately, either (NOTE: Most likely because they have exhausted most of their forcefully-gained resources).

China obviously has something that America wants... Whether it be Molybdenum (See: http://www.resourceinvestor.com/pebble.asp?relid=29741 ...  It is the next big thing), or to increase work production.  America has now rattled the foundation of the safe, easygoing, Chinese Tibet that once was, and has turned it into basically a battle zone. Every American and their wife has a "Free Tibet" Sign up somewhere in their house, people are protesting China and it's market, denying help to the Chinese victims of the Earth Quake (although.. Tibet is offering help.. How strange for such an abused people to be helping the people who "abuse" them), protesting the Olympics and still do not know the whole story.

Tibet HAD socialist democracy. Now it HAS the thought that America can liberate it and it has been oppressed all these years.  Funny how no one cried about it a few years ago, but SUDDENLY.... Kind of like Iraq, isnt it? When everyone was screaming "FREE IRAQ!!"

And while everything is going crappy in Tibet and America is ready to invade as the shining heroes (and everyone will LOVE them for it!), the Dalai Lama seems pretty good. Interviews every day on TV, suddenly having changed his mind about China..

We know that America has a motive to invade China, but what is his motive, I wonder.....


NEW YORK TIMES: "The Dalai Lama's administration acknowledged today that it received $1.7 million a year in the 1960's from the Central Intelligence Agency, but denied reports that the Tibetan leader benefited personally from an annual subsidy of $180,000.

The money allocated for the resistance movement was spent on training volunteers and paying for guerrilla operations against the Chinese, the Tibetan government-in-exile said in a statement. It added that the subsidy earmarked for the Dalai Lama was spent on setting up offices in Geneva and New York and on international lobbying.

The Dalai Lama, 63, a revered spiritual leader both in his Himalayan homeland and in Western nations, fled Tibet in 1959 after a failed uprising against a Chinese military occupation, which began in 1950.

The decade-long covert program to support the Tibetan independence movement was part of the C.I.A.'s worldwide effort to undermine Communist governments, particularly in the Soviet Union and China."

The longer we keep Tibet with China, the longer America is going to have to suffer. Hopefully in this time the true scheme will come out, and the free tibet mongers can go FUCK THEMSELVES.




Happy Friday.

~Lynch~

Hellur, Children, today we are going to contrast and compare Barack Obama with Hillary Cinton (this should be easy because there is such a fucking difference, as you all seem to think):


STANCE ON IRAQ:  Barack: [Taken from official Websites]

"Obama will immediately begin to remove our troops from Iraq. He will remove one to two combat brigades each month, and have all of our combat brigades out of Iraq within 16 months. Obama will make it clear that we will not build any permanent bases in Iraq. He will keep some troops in Iraq to protect our embassy and diplomats; if al Qaeda attempts to build a base within Iraq, he will keep troops in Iraq or elsewhere in the region to carry out targeted strikes on al Qaeda."

STANCE ON IRAQ: Hillary:

"

"Starting Phased Redeployment within Hillary's First Days in Office: The most important part of Hillary's plan is the first: to end our military engagement in Iraq's civil war and immediately start bringing our troops home. As president, one of Hillary's first official actions would be to convene the Joint Chiefs of Staff, her Secretary of Defense, and her National Security Council. She would direct them to draw up a clear, viable plan to bring our troops home starting with the first 60 days of her Administration. She would also direct the Department of Defense and the Department of Veterans Affairs to prepare a comprehensive plan to provide the highest quality health care and benefits to every service member -- including every member of the National Guard and Reserves -- and their families."

Continued....

"She would devote the resources we need to fight terrorism and will order specialized units to engage in narrow and targeted operations against al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations in the region."

What, what in my butt? NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE. Both sites state that mediation between Iraq and neighboring countries would be set up, as well. Moving the fuck on...

STANCE ON HEALTHCARE: Barack:


In context of Availability (both sites use this word for the same thing, by the way):

"Guaranteed eligibility. No American will be turned away from any insurance plan because of illness or pre-existing conditions"

In context of Expense (ahahahaha yesss):

"Affordable premiums, co-pays and deductibles."

In context of Portability (Both sites also clearly use this word a lot):

"Portability and choice. Participants in the new public plan and the National Health Insurance Exchange (see below) will be able to move from job to job without changing or jeopardizing their health care coverage."

And now....

STANCE ON HEALTHCARE: Hillary:

In context of Availability:

"No discrimination. The insurance companies can't deny you coverage if you have a pre-existing condition."

In context of Expense:

"Unlike the current health system where insurance premiums send people into bankruptcy, the plan provides tax credits for working families to help them cover their costs. The tax credits will ensure that working families never have to pay more than a limited percentage of their income for health care."

In context of Portability:

"It's portable. If you change or lose your job, you keep your health care."



Once fucking more: Is there a difference? I thinks not. Funny how hard it was to find issues on Obama's website, however. He needs to write about 4000 lines before he gets to the shit.

ON THIS NOTE:

On Obama's website under Healthcare, he directly adresses: Mental Health Care, Autism, HIV and for some reason.. Lead Poisoning (something that only effects maybe 400,000 people in America). On Hillary's website under Healthcare, she directly addresses: HIV, Autism, Cancer, and Mental Health. Both sites also address Titty/Cervical cancer in the same manner.

Moving on.....


STANCE ON EDUCATION: Obama:

    In Context of NCLB:

"Obama will reform NCLB, which starts by funding the law. Obama believes teachers should not be forced to spend the academic year preparing students to fill in bubbles on standardized tests. He will improve the assessments used to track student progress to measure readiness for college and the workplace and improve student learning in a timely, individualized manner. Obama will also improve NCLB's accountability system so that we are supporting schools that need improvement, rather than punishing them."

"NCLB" means, No Child Left Behind. Remember when that monkey Bush said it? Yeah.. He wasn't talking about Micheal Jackson.


   In Context of Drop Out rates:

"Obama will address the dropout crisis by passing his legislation to provide funding to school districts to invest in intervention strategies in middle school - strategies such as personal academic plans, teaching teams, parent involvement, mentoring, intensive reading and math instruction, and extended learning time."

In Context of Afterschool Care:

"Obama will double funding for the main federal support for afterschool programs, the 21st Century Learning Centers program, to serve one million more children."

In Context of College/Secondary Education Grants:

"Obama will make college affordable for all Americans by creating a new American Opportunity Tax Credit. This universal and fully refundable credit will ensure that the first $4,000 of a college education is completely free for most Americans, and will cover two-thirds the cost of tuition at the average public college or university and make community college tuition completely free for most students. Obama will also ensure that the tax credit is available to families at the time of enrollment by using prior year's tax data to deliver the credit when tuition is due."


STANCE ON EDUCATION: Hillary:


In Context of NCLB:

"End the unfunded mandate known as No Child Left Behind."

Note: That is right, it is completely unfunded.

In Context of Drop Out Rates:

"Cut the minority dropout rate in half."

In Context of Afterschool Care:

"Double the after school program to ensure that 2 million young people have a safe and stimulating place to go between 3 and 6 p.m."

In Context of College/Secondary Education Grants:

"Create a new $3,500 college tax credit"

Damnit, I wish Obama was this Simple. But anyway, Hillary wants to utilize basically everything to try and get kids who are not interested in school or programs to work. While Obama just wants to fund them to hell and back for middle-professional programs and not focus on what they do if they do not want to be funded.

I notice that Hillary does want to pump billions into school/scholarship/at-risk youth programs, I looked and Obama does not mention on anything of the sort. Hilary also wants to give a 10,000 dollar scholarship grant to people who participate in Americorps for at least one year. Hmmm, I do not really like that.


STANCE ON VETRANS: Obama:

In context of their Homelessness:

"Obama will establish a national "zero tolerance" policy for veterans falling into homelessness by expanding proven programs and launching innovative services to prevent veterans from falling into homelessness."

In context of their Health:

" Obama will make the VA a leader of national health care reform so that veterans get the best care possible. He will improve care for polytrauma vision impairment, prosthetics, spinal cord injury, aging, and women's health."



STANCE ON VETRANS: Hillary:

In context of their Homelessness:

"In 2006, nearly 200,000 veterans were homeless on any given night. Hillary will establish a pilot program on homelessness prevention for veterans that will provide subsidies, eviction prevention, and one-time assistance for veterans who fall behind on their rent. She will also expand rental assistance for veterans by calling on Congress to fund an additional 20,000 housing choice vouchers exclusively for homeless veterans."

In context of their Health:

"As President, Hillary will ensure that all of the 1.8 million uninsured veterans in this country have access to quality, affordable health care. She will restore the Clinton-era policy that opened the VA’s excellent and cost-effective health care system to all veterans who seek to enroll. She will make a long-term commitment to the VA system to ensure it is adequately funded and has the capacity to avoid backlogs and to handle greater enrollments. And she will provide coverage through the American Health Choices Plan to all veterans who choose not to use the VA system."


I have yet to see a difference in any of the issues that I looked at so far. And to be honest, looking at their sites... There is no fucking difference. Even in the LAYOUT. It all comes down to:

Black Man

White Lady

Black Man who is related and in contact with Dick Cheney (shudders)

White Lady who is married to a pervert.

Black man that is in the "Elitist Club"

White Lady who's husbitch is a Freemason (HOLD ON, there is no fucking difference between the last two!)


But to all those fucking idiotic Americans ACTUALLY think there is that serious a difference: THERE IS NONE, ASSHOLE.

BUT there is a huge difference between Hillary, Hoe-bama and McCain!

STANCE ON HEALTHCARE: McCain:

"There is no such thing"

STANCE ON EDUCATION: McCain:

"Lul... Whut?"

STANCE ON VETRANS: McCain:

"COMMMIESZZZ?!??!?! WHEHHUURRR?!?!?!"




~Lynch~

Amir Yaqoubali, an Iranian Male feminist has been jailed for participating in the "One Million Signatures for Equality" Movement in Iran. The goal being to change Iran's Islamic and bias Custody, Inheritance, Governmental and Worker rights for Women in Iran.

He is one of the many who is in jail over these protests.

His charge is one year and 10 lashes in Prison.

DAMN.  The tyranny of religion is obviously more clear then I had originally thought. I do not think people should have the right to be religious. It is wrong. Religion is nothing but indoctrination, anyway, most of them do not even know how they "found God". Well.. You found it when your parents started reading you Kabbalah quotes when you were 2 months...

Without the blindness of Religion, people can be free to express themselves and find a more.. Inner spirituality. That is a common myth, RELIGION DOES NOT EQUAL SPIRITUALITY.

Religion is no more then the massive indoctrination of random interpretations of a _________ (insert Holy Article there)  that came from who knows where.

Spirituality is a greater awareness and an individual interpretation of the connection of one's self to the universe.

How can one actually look within themselves and to what is around them to determine a place in the world when there is a million different pushers beating them over the head TELLING them there is a god out there who is TELLING you where to be.


If people were spiritual and not religious:

Men would be free to express themselves in ways they really should be: Caring and respectfully

Women would not feel obligated to have a family and settle down, thus take over the professional fields.

Sexuality would not be a problem as everyone would understand that attraction is attraction, and there should be no guilty boundaries.

Abortion would not be an issue and leave the woman in a distressed mess, because it would be accepted as another thing in life, nothing affecting anything that has to do with the "afterlife".

People would be happier to work and think and read and relax.

Among so many other things.

Ok, thats it, I am buying an island and making a Communist Cult. Period.



~Lynch~

The thing that kills me about some old ladies is exactly what I posted before: THEY DEFY their societal roles. I fucking love it.  Forget the image of a little old lady baking cookies, these bitches are out on the TOWN, ready to ROCK, toting alka seltzer and a 16 year old boy groupie who she picked up when she showed the boys at the skatepark how to roll a blunt.





She won't take any shit from you, she will shove her cane so far up your rectal cavity that you will not know what day it is. She drives a Oldsmobile 1945 and hasn't gotten a license renewal in over 40 years, and she will go on and on about how good her driving is while wiping the guts off of her grill and window.

She lives alone and while people feel sorry for her for being alone for so long after her husband died, she will laugh as you walk out the door, knowing that she was the one who killed her husband and she has insane sex with your son's best friend while no one is around.

She keeps a Beretta.. No, a Smith and Wesson in her little tiny bag which she has kept and continued to restore since she bought it in 1881, and while you want to go and help her for the bag looking so heavy for her little hands, she will pull that shit on your stupid ass so fast you will not have time to scream... AND THEN she will hide the body or make a pie of you, feeding you to the homeless with her air of nothing but goodwill. That is probably the only time the kick ass old lady makes a pie.




     So next time you see an old lady with an AK47 Semi Automatic, go and hug them.. Just make sure you do not get in their line of fire.






EDIT: See? This is what I am talking about. You know 2 girls 1 cup? This 91 year old lady sat there, watched it and pissed herself while everyone to the right of her looked away in disgust! LONG LIVE OLD LADIES!







~Lynch~

Due to signs of alleged Jews in the pool, it shall remain closed until further notice.




I know you have allllllllll been waiting for my Hitler rant.

You knew it was coming. And here it is, better then ever.

HITLER was not a bad guy. There. I said it.

HITLER was after Zionists, Gypsies and Freemasons, and guess what? The majority of them are JEWS.

Funny enough, ol' Adolf was after the scum of the scum of our society. Zionists claim to be the people of God, convert anyone and everyone using violence, their ultimate goal was to enslave the non-Jewish race.
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Freemasons? Fuuuck. I need not say much about it.  I will put it this way, I MYSELF take any opportunity to kill a freemason I have.
And as for Gypsies, many of you think of the lovable little cart-living, bell-shaking, hunchback-of-notre-dame people who are all friendly and just trying to live off the land. Well sorry to say that is not what a Gypsy is.
Gypsies are basically homeless cheaters. They will do anything for money, making them the ultimate capitalists. And no, they do not do it because they need the money to live. They need the money to upkeep a lifestyle of deviance.  The capitalist Gypsies will kiss or kill your mother for a dollar and on top of that, lie to cover themselves up.

Sick.

Hitler did not go and say, "If you are jewish, GET IN THE TRUCK!", hell no. Not like the Freemasonic Americans would like you to believe. He went after specific groups of people, and he was not for furthering the cause of Germany. He was not even GERMAN!

He was a MASTER of marketing. He knew that Germany, at the time, was not really on a very good bound of success regarding it's own economy and people. And by being that strong leader that they needed, he could also fool them into furthering his own cause. Hitler killed a number of "Aryan Germans" that were Freemasons or Gypsies. So the puzzle does not fit as lovely as you would think.

Hitler was also not a Christian or Catholic, as a matter of fact, Himmler was very big into Zen, Hinduism and Buddhism.  So his thoughts were not to institutionalize a country of "God".

Both Hitler AND Stalin burnt down what (to the modern media) looks like Jewish Temples of Worship, when in fact they were Masonic Lodges (There is virtually no difference in style in the two's anything).



To your left you have a Masonic Hexagram, and to your right it is the Star of David.  I honestly can't tell the difference, and both adorn Masonic lodges and Jewish Temples EVERY fucking where.

Anyway, Hitler was not that bad a chap. He was a master of marketing and was able to convince an entire country and culture that [if they helped him] they were the best country in the bestest of evers.

    He should have seriously considered making his own advertising company.



You passionate fucking bastard!

~Lynch~

*Dun't Drown in bukket behbeh*

So, over the last little while I have been collecting and composing pictures and whatnot of the general stupidity of what are blubbering, stupid, moronic, blubbering icons of ignorance we call "Babies".

Don't get me wrong, I am very very fucking aware that they are little and cannnnn'ttttt unnnddeerrrsttannnd anything about the world. But here: There is no world, and thus nothing that fucking hard to understand.  There is nothing so grand in this world that can't be summed up in about.... 20 minutes by one of the wisers of society (see: Teikko Lynch, Me).

Ahahaha, I forgot, there are no wisers in society (Only Me), society is so trained and bullshitted too that they can't help but bullshit back.

And this reflects in the most pathetic stage of a human: A Baby

Keeping my thought at bay that they look completely autistic and deformed, they are, and I suppose it really can't be their fault, complete products of the idiots who raise them.

Parents! You are all FUCKING stupid. Parents are so fucking hellbent on trying to make their kid in their own retarded image, that they miss the point of making their child sustainable for SOCIETY.  They are so focused on shit like.... Keeping them away from things for long enough that THEY consider bad (IE: Drugs, sex, REALITY), and through being so focused on that, they refuse to teach them about anything useful. Everything that has to do with reality is useful. EVERYTHING. The more aware you are, the better off you are. Agree? Good.

Your LOVE for your child creates most all the problems we have in society today. It has created spoiled rotten teenagers who, in turn, do not know the value of education or working and end up either A) Leeching off of you for the rest of your life, B) Take the college money and drop out, or C) Work at Mcdonalds for the rest of their lives because you waited to damn long to push them out the door.

We are at a stage in history where we are now needing to teach children how to cut food:




Yes, that is right. The pieces are held together via Velcro. And you use the little knife to hack them apart.

And Taa-Daa. You have now taught your stupid shitter how to cut food (something that if they were native kids or actually aware of the world around them, they would learn by themselves).


Now let us look at if Parents were not so selfish and actually taught their kids about the world:

1. They would sure as hell not get raped by anyone anymore. They would know to be weary instead of going up to anyone, anywhere.
2. They would get a job at a younger age, thus not only would the economy be booming but they would have the money to move out earlier. Like in, let's say, Mexico. Where the average kid leaves at 13.
3. They would have money and be well off at a younger age.
4. They would know not to get into stupid media-clans causing not only eating disorders but usually group-minded murder.
5. And the list just goes on and on....

But really it is a mix of the Parents being too damn selfish to allow their kids to cut the umbilical cord earlier then.. Oh... I dunno.... 29? Then the parents make sure to kick their kids out because they need some penis-in-pussy time without their now 40 year old kid there.

If we taught kids in school about vocational trades or give them credit for working part time, not only would these kids have a jump start at life, but they would be stronger, smarter Youth!

The MYTH of Childhood! OH STALIN! Everyone who I propose this idea too says, "well if they worked, they would miss out on their childhood, and childhood is precious!".

Yeah, childhood is precious. TO YOU.

Childhood is a fun and exciting thing for the dead, dry-cunt assholes watching it who know they can never have their childhood back, but for the kids who are basically clueless until they are 20, it aint' so fun.

Childhood is nothing but ignorance. Have I said that yet?

Childhood is a stage where you are happily being lazy and oh so wonderfully protected by the people around you, watching cartoons and playing games with your feet and having absolutely nothing to do with REALITY.

Reality is.. I can't begin... To stress it's importance enough.

Why? Why is it so important when you are young when you have over 50 years of reality to live after you hit the streets on your own? They say WHY!? I say, when kids are taught about life and reality at a young age they are more prone to being successful on the 50 year road to death.

They get the joys of retiring early, and having their old age to relax and not worry, and they get the joys of being young and aware and happening in a world that basically censors everything you do from the ages of 1-17 due to that very same ignorance that is nothing but selfishness on the parents part. Every little restriction on kids out there today is because the kids walking around shriek in pain and confusion when they see anything that has to do with reality, and the parents cradle them against their bussom, "Oh my poor baby can't deal with that! That is too vulgar!" And people rule to make it illegal or out of reach until they hit 25.

But if these kids knew about it, and were educated on it before that government dictated age of 18, do you think they would react so harshly? I think not. I think that they are scared of things like sex and video games because it is soooo different from their little veggie tales cartoons.

And don't the parents take joy in censoring the world for their kids? Just so they can appreciate their ignorance (see: innocence) for another day.


Be ashamed and scared, parents. I am coming in the middle of the night to kill your babies.








~Lynch~